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    Re: Ex-CDC Chief Heads Merck's Vaccine Division

    Posted by Deborah on 12/29/09

    Time for a parody to this classic.

    An old man turned ninety-eight
    He won the lottery and died the next day
    It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
    It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
    Isn't it ironic ... don't you think

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought ... it figures

    Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
    He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
    He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
    And as the plane crashed down he thought
    'Well isn't this nice...'
    And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
    Repeat Chorus

    Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
    And life has a funny way of helping you out when
    You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
    In your face

    It's a traffic jam when you're already late
    It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
    It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
    It's meeting the man of my dreams
    And then meeting his beautiful wife
    And isn't it ironic... don't you think
    A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
    Repeat Chorus

    Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
    Helping you out

    On 12/29/09, Sharon wrote:
    > an-announcement-by-the/?newswatch
    > In other CDC news- former CDC director Dr. Julie Gerberding
    > (2002-2009) was just appointed by Merck to head up their 5
    > billion dollar a year global vaccine division. Officially,
    > her new vaccine position doesn’t begin until January 25,
    > 2010 since a one year wait is the minimum time allowable
    > for former Federal officials to take such a job with
    > companies they used to regulate. How delightfully ironic
    > the person who headed up the CDC- who sat back and watched
    > autism become an epidemic in this country and couldn’t tell
    > us anything except “it’s not the vaccines” will now be
    > working for a major vaccine manufacturer

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